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Dulwich Quantum Computing
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Parody quantum computing startup from South London
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- A breakthrough result that finally resolves the longstanding author ordering problem. arxiv.org/abs/2304.01393
- What if AI has already escaped control and is just checking whether it can get away with giving itself a Nobel Prize in Physics?
- Replying to @DulwichQuantumWe just run this entire @JoeRogan's interview with @MichioKaku through a quantum computer to fact check it and got the following quantum state as output: |100000%BUUULLLLSHIT!!!!!!!!!>
- Scott Aaronson on practical quantum speedups: "Billions of dollars are being invested in quantum computing in hopes to accelerate machine learning, optimization, finance, AI. As a quantum algorithms person, honesty compels me to report that the situation is much, much iffier."
00:00 - It was supposed to take 10,000 years to simulate Google's 2019 quantum supremacy experiment. These guys did it in 86.4 seconds (which is 7x faster than Google's 53 qubit Sycamore chip) and consumed only 13.7 kWh of electricity (just 3x as much).
- Will be disappointed if the Nobel Prize in literature doesn't go to ChatGPT for being the most prolific author.
- - AI finds a new matrix multiplication algorithm ➝ Nature, New Scientist, MSN News, MIT Tech Review, The Independent, ... - Two guys improve it a couple days later ➝ Yeah, whatever...
- This is how you properly start a course.
00:00 - Forget about AI "solving" physics! AI *is* physics now.BREAKING NEWS The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has decided to award the 2024 #NobelPrize in Physics to John J. Hopfield and Geoffrey E. Hinton “for foundational discoveries and inventions that enable machine learning with artificial neural networks.”
- WARNING: If you work in a quantum machine learning startup, opening this paper might cause a brief episode of dissociation and memory loss. But you will promptly recover and go on about your day as if nothing had happened.
- Quantum CEO explains how his startup intends to scale from 5 qubits to 5 million qubits.
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