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AudreyPup
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- *aggressively humping my wife's leg* "her: "I think she likes me"
- This would fix me
- Replying to @shibawriwaiting for this one to leave the target audience
- Replying to @TheJDruck @PULS3B0MB and 2 othersYes, correct, please start smoking at least a pack a day, immediately
- Replying to @Zoo3001_real @GreenTextRepost and @alygat0r7Cops distracting the kid bc their dad was dead/dying. Keeping them from looking
- Replying to @GeckoCustomShopHear me out, what if I want sweatpants on them, like, photos of sweatpants all over my sweatpants
- Replying to @LinkedInLunat1cthe first ever LinkedIn related post to make its way to my timeline... and it's a footjob the algorithm knows me
- god gives his sleepiest puppy the horniest cravings :c
