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POLITICAL RORSCHACH TEST
Summer 2026 Edition
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Dreamweasel
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Dreamweasel
@Dreamweasel
Also present at Substack, Bluesky, and Threads (_dreamweasel_). And still not accepting .GIFs or memes.
Joined March 2009
- YOU FUCKING ACCUSED HIM OF BEING A KENYAN MUSLIM INTERLOPER WHO FORGED HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE, YOU INSUFFERABLY CONDESCENDING AND RACIST FUCKPICKLETrump: Barack Hussein Obama. He was nasty to me. Michelle was nasty. They are all nasty. I was surprised, I was sort of nice to him.. it didn’t matter
00:00 - TEN MORE WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING 10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs
- DEMOCRATS: Don’t touch the hot stove VOTERS: (touch hot stove) AAAAAH! DEMOCRATS: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT VOTERS: You’ll never get anywhere if you insist on blaming the voters
- Replying to @Dreamweasel9. Ask them to explain in their own words how raising tariffs on virtually all imported goods will lower prices and help the economy 8. Find out if they’re still pretending Trump isn’t going to use Project 2025 or if they’ve moved on to gloating about it
- Replying to @Dreamweasel2. Ask them how low the price of eggs will need to get before they stop voting for the white nationalists 1. Steal their dessert and eat it right in front of them. When they object, accuse them of harassing you with Deep State lawfare
- Replying to @Dreamweasel3. Ask them to clarify whether they are an absolute simpleton who has no fucking idea what’s going on or a complete sociopath who knows fully well what’s going on but doesn’t care
- Replying to @Dreamweasel7. Ask them who they think will be the first member of the new administration to be thrown under the bus when our economy and international reputation land squarely in the toilet
- Replying to @redlianakYou realize that there are more precise ways to handle hostage situations?
- Replying to @Dreamweasel5. Ask them how often authoritarian megalomaniacs obsessed with deporting immigrants are considered to be on the right side of history
- Replying to @Dreamweasel6. Mention how sick you are of these namby-pamby modern snowflakes who go on and on about “diversity of ideas” who believe that they are equally deserving of respect just because they have a Different Political Opinion
- Replying to @Dreamweasel4. Casually mention how much better you’ll sleep at night knowing that no more inmates in the American prison system will be receiving gender-transition surgery on the taxpayer’s dime
- R: We hereby nominate this poop-flinging monkey for President MONKEY: (flings poop) D: What a terrible candidate R: At least the poop-flinging monkey won’t kill babies & take away my guns D: But the Democrats don’t— MONKEY: (flings poop) R: TRIGGERED, LIBS?
- Replying to @realDonaldTrumpSo the second-place finisher was declared the winner? I didn’t know the Kentucky Derby even USED the Electoral College.
