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@Dr__Ignacio
🔔 = Sarcasm
- It's sooo dumb to show this hologram before a shooter takes a kick, this messes with their heads and helps the keeper too, La Liga is so dumb 🔔🔔🔔
- “And now, ladies & gentlemen at the Bernabeu, you will see Kylian Mbappé demonstrate his skills by attempting to score a Freekick!”
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🚨NEW: Real Madrid are keeping the Kylian Mbappé presentation plans very SECRET. They want Kylian himself to be SURPRISED. @MarioCortegana, @inakiangulo 👀 - Kylian Mbappe being woken up at 5:21 am by his Social Media Manager:
- Endrick scores on his Real Madrid debut at the Santiago Bernabeu Circa 1965
- *Rudiger scores* Every Real Madrid player after they got slapped by him last season:
- Im actually tearing up from laughter at the replies. Those foolish babies are yelling “show me the video” when they have NO idea this ended up with a solo Ronaldo goal that won us the Spanish SuperCup in 2012. These are the children you’re arguing with everydayREALLY?
- I genuinely don’t care what other people think or say, to me always and forever, he is the greatest of all time without any doubt or argument.🚨 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the first player in HISTORY to score 900 official goals.
- I genuinely don’t care what other people think or say, To Me always and forever, he is the greatest of all time without any doubt or argument.🚨 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo is 82 goals away from 1000 CAREER goals.
