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N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊
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N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊
@DrSpooky_ER
I like big cats. ER doc. Horror author. Artist. Cohost of @ScreamKingsPod. HWA. BLM. Pro-choice. Star Wars fanatic. she/her. #Harris2024
Joined February 2022
- I took a picture of a kid's chest x-ray to show the family (he had pneumonia). I showed the kid and he gasped. Then in an awestruck voice he said, "I have a skeleton."
- My car Chapstick is missing and now I gotta move my bedside table Chapstick to my car and it’s fucking chaos
- Breaking news from the ER: Everyone has COVID again
- I don’t want to brag but I finished a Chapstick without losing it.
- Me, doing my assessment: What year is it? 91-year-old patient: Who fucking cares?
- Me: You came back positive for meth. Pt: That’s because my mom did meth when she was pregnant with me. Me: … but you’re 40.
- I removed a cockroach from a patient’s ear tonight and screamed slightly less than the patient did.
