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Son of David
@DrOlusesan
Coffee and Hydraulics. Found grace searching for crude oil. Geologist| Doctor of Engineering| Computational Fluid Dynamics.
Lagos, Nigeria
Born April 7
Joined February 2015
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    A nation that builds based on socio-political expediency will never develop sustainably. /1
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    Oyinbo will not stay one place with what they teach kids. They brought mechanic to do career talk and my boy has switched from wanting to be an Astronaut to becoming a mechanic. I told him we dont do mechanic in our family. Now, he's asking if any of my relatives is an Astronaut.
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    If you are a lady stranded at the Lekki Toll gate protest and you can find your way to Four Points by Sheraton, just off the toll gate, less than 5 minutes walk, please speak to Shirley at the front desk. I have space for six people. Please, be safe!
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    I met this mama who sells this jumbo size peanuts, called Auchi groundnut in March. I told her i'd help her sell up to 500k before end of 2018. Each time I'm travelling, i collect as much as i can and sell a bottle which she sells at N500 at 2K. I've sold N1,140,000 as of today.
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    After buying Camouflage to show off to your followers on Twitter that you know more about fighting Boko haram than the Chief of Army Staff and you are asked to come and explain all you have been tweeting about the Nigerian Army.
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    After I gave my wife a loan for her business, i have been eating chicken and cowleg I didn't pay for at home. My mind is telling me my money is gone.
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    A stranger entered my DM, that its wrong of me to post my pictures when i travelled abroad. That's its not an achievement. For me, its an achievement b'cos my father wasnt born there; neither was i. When u go ur own, put d pictures in a flashdrive and hide it inside 'elubo lafun'
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    Nigeria has collapsed. Amazon is starting in April 2023, Google has landed its submarine cable. For the first time, Apple appointed MD for Nigeria. Elon Musk's Starlink is lobbying for license. Big techs that didn't take Nigeria serious in the last 5yrs are regretting it.
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    Last night after my boy spoke 2me and didnt allow his sister, he insisted she must go to bed. The 7y/o girl pretended she's asleep until her brother fell asleep, removed his phone from his pocket and started a chat. Trust me, women will never stop taking risks for whom they love.
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    Oyinbo to ri mi ti mo wo Business Cabin to ni, "sorry this isn't the Economy Class," ti mo reply, "yes, I'm actually passing through to the Executive Cabin" lo wa pa le mo ni gba ti mo jeun tan. Olohun ama doju ti awon toba foju pa yin re.
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    I was offered N500Million to endorse Peter Obi but I rejected it. - Ajirebi
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    I got a promotion letter after dem say they will bring me down; and heaven is my witness that I'm not bluffing. If you are reading this tweet, "no weapon that is formedย againstย shall prosper; andย every tongueย that shallย rise againstย you in judgment God shall condemn. ๐ŸŒฉโ›ˆ
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    Iyabo Ojo posted a result showing Datti won his ward with the Labour Party scoring about 564,000! Even if your children have an interest in theatre arts, make sure they pay attention to quantitative reasoning. Ideregbe olopolo eku.
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    I birthed a gentle giant on this day, 15yrs ago. To those who say "person papa," this is the person. He has moved from us sharing size 45 shoes to wearing 47! Keep rising my bloke, my dude, my handsome.