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Dr Jason Leong ๐ฒ๐พ
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Dr Jason Leong ๐ฒ๐พ
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- Please sing Negaraku in Bahasa MALAYSIA. If students need to sing in Mandarin to understand Negaraku, then yall teachers have fucked up. You are Malaysians living in Malaysia. Belajarlah cakap dan nyanyi dalam BM, cibai.
- Can someone please explain why she is guilty when she was apparently driving within the speed limit, and it was late at night, on a road where children weren't supposed to be playing at in the first place?Sam Ke Ting dihukum 6 tahun penjara, denda RM6,000 selepas didapati bersalah memandu melulu sebabkan kematian 8 remaja berbasikal lajak pada 2017 - Mahkamah Tinggi JB ๐ธ Shaifuldin Ahmad / BERNAMA
- PM kata dia dah dua kali dah, Annuar Musa tak tahu baca chart, Tajuddin buat press con probok probok first thing in the morning, pastu kena pecat, and our AstraZeneca rollout macam cibai. All within one week. Tak sampai lagi Khamis. Penat la jadi rakyat Malaysia kan?
- I wish Elon Musk will buy Malaysia and make it better.
- BREAKING : Kita semua akan mampos.
- First Mate : The ship is about to sink! Captain : Do you all have lifeboats? First Mate, Crew and all Passengers : No Captain : Ah, but I do.You all dah vaksin? Belum Muhyiddin : Saya dah dua kali dah. Bapak berlagak sial.
00:00 - My wife, a black belt level anaesthetist, went back to work wearing PPE and N95 mask after her first dose of the Pfizer vaccine, so I should've seen this coming.
- So during this MCO, I cannot visit my parents for CNY as we live in different houses but it's okay. My family and extended relatives are all meeting up to at least say hi and exchange angpows. At the nearest pasar malam.
- Rakyat can't jog but ministers can run from responsibilities.
- That's because you are standing near the compressors which expel hot air.
- In Selangor, Malaysia's most advanced state, we have flash floods and at the same time no water supply.
- The best nasi lemak in the world are sold by lone makciks by the roadside, wrapped in banana leaf and old newspaper, handed over with a smile.
- My wife graduated with first class honours in Medicine and then passed the notoriously difficult Masters in Anaesthesiology in her first attempt and with distinction, one of only three in her cohort to do and she was 8 months preggo. Takyah bodoh-bodohkan diri. Know your worth!
