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The special is now out in full with all the fun stuff that made it un-monetizeable!
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Doug Stanhope
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- Just watched @rickygervais opening for some dumb award show. Not only did he kill it, but if you watch the stars in the audience to see who laughs or doesn't, you can tell who the douchebags really are. #MostAre #GoldenGlobes
- I'm cancelling all dates at venues that require you to be 21 to drink alcohol in a country that recruits you to die in wars at 18. Wanna keep going?
- People realizing they can work from home, little traffic, emptying jails, limiting waste, talking rather than texting or not having to talk at all. Organizing that fucked up tupperware cabinet. Trusting science over "leaders." Hopefully some of this sticks when it's all over.
- Hitting the dark web to score a fake ID that says I'm 75. Vaccine, motherfucker.
- I think about all the civil liberties that you are denied that I have yelled about over 30 yrs of comedy and sit dumbfounded that the one you finally get up in arms about is voluntarily wearing a mask over your stupid mouths. Start with the wrongly accused and work backward.
- Conversely, if you're down there looking up, start warming up the crowd for me. #RIPBrodyStevensReplying to @comedydynamicsIf you're up there looking down, please know your comedy made millions of people laugh and you will be missed greatly.
- Read @nytimes article about legal/illegal evictions during pandemic. I'm a landlord too and told tenant in March no need for rent for duration of virus. Because it won't hurt me and it's the right thing to do, not because of some mandate. No landlord is living hand to mouth.
- No. It's way easier to wear a mask than all that other shit.
- Early this year I had an awful stay in the Rio in Vegas, which I reviewed on TripAdvisor and Yelp. Now I am banned from every Caesars property in Vegas tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g… yelp.com/biz/rio-all-su…)
- Next time @billmaher starts trending and people wonder if he's a good person... Bill Maher once fired Mitch Hedberg as his tour opener for going on stage with a bottle if wine in a paper sack. Said it was "unprofessional." #MitchHedberg #BillMaher
- I don't know how many Parkland victim families were in attendance at the bootlegged Louis CK show in question. None or less, I'm guessing. So who made them outraged? Like you telling your co-worker that Bob from HR said she's ugly. Who is the one that hurt her feelings? Bob?
