As much as I hate the whole "Umas are born from the union of a human man and an Uma" I can't help but laugh at the idea that "Boys born from the couple are humans and girls are Umas" because imagine being a boy.
You sister a super famous racer while you're just David from HR
UmaMusume fanfic where the trainer is aware that the stats and numbers exist but can't tell that to anyone or else people will think they're crazy so they just go with it like everything's chill
"You want to run a Long with 300 stamina? Lol, we're fucked"
"... What?"
"Hm? What?"
There's a Portuguese racehorse called "Son of a Bitch" in portuguese (Filho da Puta) and I think it's the funniest shit ever, I need him in Umamusume stat
I love the difference of when Grass is talking about Special Week and when she's talking about El, it's the funniest shit ever
Like dude what's your problem and please never fix it