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Kirsty
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Kirsty
@DoodlebopsH8Acc
Offaly, Ireland
Joined May 2015
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    Kirsty
    @DoodlebopsH8Acc
    Feb 10, 2021
    You want me to do pro bono work? No sorry I’m actually anti Bono
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    Kirsty
    @DoodlebopsH8Acc
    Aug 4, 2023
    Horses when they find out patriarchy isn’t about them
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    Aug 3, 2023
    don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe
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    Kirsty
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    May 3, 2022
    Kim Kardashian saying she had to lose 16 lbs in 3 weeks to fit in that Met Gala dress and stating it like its some great accomplishment and not just insane is... a problem
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    Kirsty
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    Apr 30, 2022
    Lorde’s in her happy hippie era. Taylor Swift is in love. Phoebe Bridgers (possibly) happily engaged. Who’s making music for the depressed girls, gays and theys now?
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    Kirsty
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    Apr 1, 2024
    Happy April Fools Day to all the men who have fumbled me. For you guys every day is Fools Day. May God smite you
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    Kirsty
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    Sep 29, 2025
    Gerry Adams continuously denying he was in the IRA is one of the greatest bits of all time. There is a man who knows how to commit to the bit
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    Kirsty
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    Jul 13, 2021
    Moira Rose was there rooting for Italy and that’s why they won
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    Kirsty
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    Apr 17, 2021
    Not even a week into college rumours started swirling that some of the lads in the course were ranking the girls on how good looking they considered us. Because, ye know, I got over 530 points in the LC to get into UCD to find out whether Fiachra from Blackrock fancies me or not
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    Kirsty
    @DoodlebopsH8Acc
    Oct 11, 2025
    Whenever a job application has “White Irish” as an ethnicity option I feel like this guy
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    Kirsty
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    May 16, 2022
    I hate American reviews of Sally Rooney books like “they just need therapy” and “they just need to communicate” and “it’s annoying how they don’t communicate”. That’s the POINT. It’s set in IRELAND. We don’t communicate and we have to sacrifice a lamb to avail of therapy
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    Kirsty
    @DoodlebopsH8Acc
    Jul 31, 2021
    “And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!” - Liam #loveisland
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    Kirsty
    @DoodlebopsH8Acc
    Jul 14, 2024
    Me when En*land lose vs me when I remember the domestic violence stats and think about the people who have to face that
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    Kirsty
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    Jan 25, 2022
    NFT? All I know is NFI. Not Flippin Invited
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    Kirsty
    @DoodlebopsH8Acc
    Mar 5, 2020
    I feel sad for girls who marry lads who went to all boy private schools. He will never love you as much as he loves his secondary school

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