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The Wonton Don
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The Wonton Don
@DonnieDoesWorld
@barstoolsports foreign correspondent | Crab Rangoon Chef | Cultural Cosmonaut. IG : thewontondon
- Finally pulled the trigger on a hippo coffee table. Only issue is they forgot to pack the table part so now I just have a hippo in the middle of my living room. Still kinda chill I guess.
- 30 minutes after departing Albuquerque I was shaken out of my Panda Express and Tequila induced stupor by a man trying to aggressively open the airplane door 4 rows back. Me and 5 other dudes had to wrestle him into the aisle, duct tape his legs, and throw flexi-cuffs on him.
- The joy on their faces trying a vape for the first time. Really warms the heart.
00:00 - Folks two dudes just boarded my plane with emotional support falcons
00:00 - Biz will get the @JeffNadu haircut tonight live on stream and rock it on the first @NHL_On_TNT broadcast in Vegas if this clip gets 25K likes by 8 pm ET. Think it’s impossible but worth a shot.
00:00 - Replying to @DonnieDoesWorldLadies and gentlemen, WE GOT HIM
- Found a Korean bagel spot that does Bulgogi, egg, and cheese with gochujang mayo. It slaps.
- LMAO my parents were at a charity auction last night and one of the items was dinner for 10 with Steve Carrell. Steve Carrell showed up undercover and outbid everyone with $31,000. Now some charity gets 31K and Steve Carrell doesn't have to hang out with strangers. win win.
- Replying to @DonnieDoesWorldAfter a solid 3 hours of crushing Termies have been informed we’re not flying out till tomorrow morning. It’s a bad night to be the Ramada Plaza in midtown Albuquerque!
- Virginity Status: Lost
Congrats to Mr and Mrs @DonnieDoesWorld! perhaps the first traditonal Chinese Lion dance to be performed on a Jack Nicklaus golf property in Ireland - 3AM in Qatar. @PFTCommenter is explaining to a Bulgarian why offensive lineman also deserve to make millions every year. A true football guy’s football guy.
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