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donald grinch

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donald grinch

@DonaldGrinch

Conservative Christian | Husband to @usuallypregnant | Warrior for Christ ⚔️ | Follow to Join the Battle & 🔔

Joined October 2022

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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Apr 25, 2025
Replying to @xDelphiniumx
I know it sounds appetizing but seriously: do NOT have sex with it. I penetrated a pile of mud when I was younger and have been chasing that high ever since, but too shameful and fearful to reoffend. It’s all downhill after you fuck a mud or algae
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Aug 16, 2025
Replying to @youcantbreak
The last Craigslist post I saw like this was not as wholesome at all after I responded
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Aug 23, 2025
Replying to @zzeronorth @B00K0FTRIBE and @thegrumweld
My niece and I are going Sunday. IMDB says it’s literally 90% children and parents. There’s no way it’s not for kids if the median age of the entire cast is 13
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
May 9, 2025
Replying to @degen4lyfe_ and @michele1ok
Hell nah. You need to let that marinate or it's bland. The bacteria touch your dong while you are in there. Extra sensation bro. Remember Napoleon used to tell his ho not to clean herself before he got back from his journey?
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
May 31, 2025
Replying to @dandysm0tt
Night-showerers don't understand they can't smell themselves because they're used to rolling around in their stinky sweaty bed all night. Everyone else can tell you reek. Just take the shower in the morning. It's what every single culture's historical religious texts say to do.
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Apr 26, 2025
Replying to @xDelphiniumx
I'm all ears. I did not expect this many people to read what I said but I'm glad the reception is mostly positive, as everybody that I know thinks I should be in therapy. But I do appreciate that several fascinating black malikahs have sent me direct m's as a result of the post
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Aug 17, 2025
Replying to @breadinthebag and @youcantbreak
I only knew his name and birthday becuz I found his Facebook page
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Aug 23, 2025
Replying to @SDendyI23 @zzeronorth and 2 others
Some superhero thing? It's not for me why would I care. I took her to the Plankton movie and I just tuned out completely. That's what I'm planning on doing again
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
May 15, 2025
Replying to @providerofpercs and @ineedhead354
CNC literally means "computer numerical control", I don't know why that makes him a predator?
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Jan 9, 2025
Replying to @tUWglR9mdI @DewEnjoyer and @twindrillscompy
Hey man, good work. I’ve been reading your stuff for months now and you really struck a chord with me on this joke. Great job 👏
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Apr 25, 2025
Replying to @JMourinbro and @Nexuist
Clear misunderstanding of Middle Eastern culture
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Nov 29, 2024
Replying to @ryleywalker
Can you tell him to stop running the company into the ground and using it to run scams I have already threatened several employees and I send the customer service email pictures of my gashes and wounds but they’re not understanding my message
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Aug 17, 2025
Replying to @xiapup @breadinthebag and @youcantbreak
Whats wrong with ME?? This guy made a listing for “a good time in the park” and then turned down my cool offer in favor of GAY SEX.
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donald grinch
@DonaldGrinch
Jun 21, 2024
Replying to @MrsMiguel2 and @depthsofwiki
damn bro im tryna take a hit of whateva you smokin
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