Pinned
Never gets old
Dude humor is listening to your buddy tell you he parks far away because he’s sick of people parking so close he can’t open his door.
Then immediately park so close to him in his far away spot that he can’t open his door
Docquistador
31.9K posts
- There’s a reason mexicans are 50% cheaper & 100% faster.
- Dude humor is listening to your buddy tell you he parks far away because he’s sick of people parking so close he can’t open his door. Then immediately park so close to him in his far away spot that he can’t open his door
- An old buddy of mine from middle school & high school is fucked up in the hospital right now and his best friend is dead from this attack. I no longer support your free speech. Get the fuck out of my country.JUST IN: In the aftermath of the NYE attack that k*lled ten people, a massive crowd of Hamas supporters has taken over in downtown Manhattan calling for a global intifada
- You, middle aged suburban man. The cartel just moved in down street and are terrorizing the neighborhood. It’s up to you to get them out. Pick your kit.
- What phaggot decided we should let kids play with ipads inside instead of run around in the woods with toys like this
- I can reliably guess a persons IQ based on what car they drive, exterior condition & how they drive on any road with a 45mpg speed limit
- Pictured: ICE agents attempting to cross Main Street in Deerborn, Michigan after being tasked with deporting Ilhan Omar and that cunt mayor who told the white pastor he isn’t welcome
- You know I was wondering how this chick planned on humping all this gear + kit for any significant distance. Then I hit me. This chick is probably just a dude. And guess fucking what
- The rest of the world should be so afraid of the United States that if you waived a drivers license in remote Sudanese village, the villagers treat you like nobility
