My flight was delayed a few times, the pilot just got on and apologized and said “Don’t worry about the time folks we’re gonna fly this thing like we stole it.” 💀
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- I’m so sick of the six inbred children of the corn deciding if we live or die. Abolish the electoral college!!
- Credit started in 1989.What scam has become so normalized that people don't even notice it? 💭
- Black people really believe you can’t crack a smile when you’re sick. LmaoWhen you faked sickness to miss school and your mum served your favorite food but you have to act uninterested.
- Not Sistaphus 😩
- The $20 bill is starting to give $5 bill energy and I don’t like that.
- I accidentally ordered an Uber from Texas to Los Angeles today (I was going to the airport) and why did my driver show up down to do the 26 hour trip. 💀
- The African American urge to turn off “unnecessary lights” in other people’s houses.
- The youngest person in my house is 18 and I’m looking around like where are all the lilttle children?! Then I realized I was supposed to bring some. Lmao we going extinct.
- Of course Beyoncé’s GIF’s are in IMAX.Already my fav gif pic.x.com/m1OxvcpuNJ
- Shout to anyone who has worked this entire pandemic because this shit is TRAUMATIC.
- My dad was born at home in Mississippi and they just filed his birth certificate whenever so the next 3 days are maybe his birthday lmao.
- If I lose a patient imma be in there hollering with the family.Every time I watch The Pitt I realize I could not be a doctor. I would be crying in people’s faces.
- I opened one of these at my grandmama house and there was a gun in it. I’m good
