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Baby Yoda has reportedly been murdered at Cannes. An investigation is currently underway.
A bystander who wishes to remain anonymous, commented, “A damn shame. But I bet that skin of his would make a great beret.”
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- Everyone has now seen ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ before you.
- Theater employees are having trouble getting a PTA fan to leave after a ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ showing. “I’m entitled to stay for the next showing. That’s what the ‘After Another’ part means,” says the cinephile.
- ‘ROOFMAN’ released this weekend to an average Letterboxd rating of 3.5. This makes it the third-highest rated film in the MCU (Man Cinematic Universe).
- Paul Thomas AndersonThese three little words are a big turn-on nyp.st/2ECYzFq
- Theaters in the U.S. have now added a ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ combo to their concession menu. The combo, which requires a secret code phrase to order, includes a few small beers.
- ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ star Chase Infiniti continues to stun in new clip. Unfortunately, Cinesthetic is reportedly loading up their drafts.
- Letterboxd is currently down. Any movies you watch during the outage “don’t count,” according to a statement released by the company.
- A 70mm IMAX film print of ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ has gone missing. “No way. I hope they find whoever took it,” says bystanding cinephile with a film print-shaped stomach who keeps licking his lips.
- Gen Z has reportedly seen a shift in hairstyle trends since the release of ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER.’ One barber comments, “These kids used to come in and ask for a low taper fade. Now they just want the ‘Colonel Lockjaw.’ I can tell half of them haven’t even seen the movie…”
- An 18 y/o white guy with no kids weighs in on ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’: “I really didn’t get the first act. And Lockjaw was the only one with an arc… the rest was just a whole lot of nothing. Objectively bad movie. PTA is no Nolan.”
- Local cinephile caught trashing Alana Haim. This is likely due to jealousy, as few are able to act, sing, and serve face on her level.
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