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Dinkledash

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Dinkledash

@Dinkeldash

I’m old, mean, and right. Mostly.

North Carolina, USA

Joined April 2015

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Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Jun 8
So I’m on a diet now. Wife went on a diet, so I go on a diet. Eh, there’s an app so I get to use my phone. And breakfast was pretty good, just have to fight the carb cravings. Anyway, this morning starting at 227lbs. Goal is 200lbs in 12 weeks. Feel free to call me a fatty.
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Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Aug 6, 2025
Replying to @DinahTyranno
This you?
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Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Nov 26, 2024
Replying to @OrwellNGoode
I hope this doesn’t mean you stopped saying “HELL YEAH” back.
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Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Dec 24, 2021
Replying to @PramilaJayapal
His holdings increased in value by $36 billion. He doesn’t “make” $36 billion until he sells those shares? At which point he will pay income or capital gains taxes. Why is that a difficult concept?
Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Apr 5, 2022
Replying to @KrisLorischild
Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Jul 29, 2023
Replying to @TheQuartering
There actually was a black samurai though
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Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
May 14, 2024
Replying to @sciencegirl
I think they put a $30 carpet in a muddy creek for a week then spend $400 worth of time and cleaning supplies to make a video for clicks
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Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Sep 19, 2019
Replying to @Daily_Express
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Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Apr 24, 2025
Replying to @ShitpostGate
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Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Apr 2, 2022
Replying to @moll11y and @jewbyboobie
Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Aug 26, 2023
Replying to @Youngpocket21 @Christian5tan and @insultsrare
Not ever brushing your teeth is also natural
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Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Jan 27, 2021
Replying to @AOC
Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Dec 1, 2024
Replying to @GreenTextRepost
Do volunteer work. Serve at a soup kitchen. Clean up a roadside. Be a Big Brother. You have gifts anon. If you used them for other people instead of buying stuff you don’t need, your life will have purpose. And if you can, invite Jesus into your life.
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Dinkledash
@Dinkeldash
Oct 1, 2024
Replying to @GreenTextRepost
Girl can slap me in the face for $500 a pop all night. After a while you’d go numb. I’d like to pay off my mortgage thanks.
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