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The idea of being in somebody’s daddy’s DVD collection on a shelf in a basement is making me emotional lol. #TheBlackening is playing in theaters and now on demand. oh, and it's available Digital 8/15, and on 4K Uitra HD, Blu-ray & DVD 8/22.
Dewayne Perkins
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Dewayne Perkins
@DewaynePerkins
Emmy-Nominated Comedian. THE BLACKENING on Netflix. ‘How Being Black & Gay Made Me Better Than You’, May 7th, 9:30, Dynasty Typerwriter, LA. Tixs in bio
- So March we meet again you raggedy bitch.
- Yoooo you won’t believe what just happened to me. I was scrolling through Twitter and saw a tweet referring to something I didn’t know, and instead of replying “explain this to me.” I just googled it. And now I know what it is. Like fuck, what a rush!
- I miss when weekends were actual weekends and not “days to finish all the work you couldn’t do during the week due to working all the time.” It’s giving “hell on earth”
- I started playing a game with myself where every time something annoys me on Twitter I immediately get off and force myself to do a Duolingo Spanish lesson, and bitch lemme tell you voy a ser bilingüe en poco tiempo porque todos ustedes son muy molestos
- “So if you defund police who you gone call when you’re in danger?” There are a lot of resources that explains what defunding the police means but I know some of you will “hear it better” if it came out of the mouth of someone who looks like you. So listen to John Oliver
00:00 - Working in toxic environments because at least it will help you get a “seat at the table” The seat at the table:
- cultural impact: ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ______________ O’ Reily’s Auto The Star-Spangled Parts Theme Banner Song
- Me looking into the imaginary camera of life when people say and do dumb shit in front of me
- Y’all keep saying “vote” as if that system isn’t just as fucked at the police. In LA I had to wait 4 hours to vote. In Georgia people are waiting 7 to 8 hours to vote or not even getting to. There is a clear attack on our constitutional right and not enough is being done about itBREAKING NEWS: Voters outraged because they can’t vote. @cbs46 Voting machines are down & systems aren’t working all over #Atlanta Some people have left the polls because the line has NOT moved since 6 A.M.
00:00 - I just got an email from the government telling me to start preparing for when student loan payments start again. Aww damn, they don’t know. Somebody should tell them that student loan payments passed away when we found out the President doesn’t pay taxes.
- If you’re ever with me and someone comes up to me and starts talking and I don’t introduce you, it’s strictly because I don’t remember their name. So please feel free to be a dope person and introduce yourself so I can then hear said name and pretend I knew it the whole time.
