devon sawa
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devon sawa
@DevonESawa
Former Blue Check. I assure you this is the real me.
L.A. CA
Joined May 2009
- 13 years sober today. 4,745 days and every one of ‘em are gifts. Even the bad days. I’m straight bragging. I deserve this attention. Happy birthday to me.
- Final Destination was released 20 years ago today. Remember that scene in the movie where I quarantined myself in that cabin so death couldn’t get me? I’m doing that right fucking now, in real life!
- You bought a lottery ticket huh? Rushed out there and grabbed one in hopes it could make your life better? Even though your one ticket might not win, you did it anyway cause it’s worth a shot, right? So did you vote?
- Gay rights doesn’t affect your shitty lives, you fucking ghouls.
- Ironically, I got the part because Dr. Dre (who co-directed) was a fan of Final Destination.How old were you when you realised that these two are the same person?😳
- Final Destination came out 20 years ago today... I’m on flight 317 ... 3/17? March 17th?!! What the fu.....
- Christmas Eve. December 24th. My sobriety date. 14 years today.
- 12 years sober, officially. This is one tweet in which I declare I’m fishing for compliments. I earned every 4,380 days and it wasn’t easy. To anyone else on this journey just starting out, it’s worth it. My life today has ups and downs, but overall, I’m a lucky man.
- Vaccinate your kids. Don’t be a fucking idiot.
- I always thought I’d marry Jodie Sweetin just so she could add my last name to the end of hers.
