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@DerekCBlunt
convert america to the metric system. make daylight saving time permanent. abolish the penny (APAB). legalize all drugs.
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Joined August 2012
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    Replying to @bumbadum14
    Uh oh…..Bros never been to New England.
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    Replying to @BarstoolBigCat and @PardonMyTake
    “You walk around the house muttering about Kendrick Bourne” Laughed so hard. Incredible stuff.
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    Replying to @behind_pics
    Not too many people know this but that’s actually canon. Ringo Starr is the malevolent diety of the Thomas the tank engine universe
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    Replying to @JohnSnough
    Easy 1. The hound had a shovel 2. Iron Islanders build ships 3. Gilly, at some point, holds a baby
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    Replying to @flurryfrenzy and @nescartridges
    I reconstructed the Mona Lisa without the paint
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    Replying to @Donna_Guthrie1 @JoyAnnReid and @oneunderscore__
    It’s not going to go as well for Joy as you think lol
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    Replying to @_gedaliah
    Or when Dane Cook made the joke like 12 years ago.
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    Replying to @quinnthegm
    I agree. The knight that Jaime struggles to be is the knight that Brienne is. Their pairing is brilliant and their relationship sincere- there’s no need for it to be romantic
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    Replying to @MattBlackwell and @Forbes
    Senate passes the most common sense bill in my lifetime, increases the well being of all Americans and puts to bed a long antiquated annoyance and people still complain.
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    Replying to @cliftonaduncan and @NYCMayor
    “decent politicians” - that’s a contradiction
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    Replying to @KyleKulinski
    Donnie’s only good take
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    Replying to @41Strange
    Peak Conan-era. A magical time.
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    Replying to @SirajAHashmi
    Saira rao is geniunely my favorite parody account on twitter. Brilliant stuff here.