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Conceived by the will of the Force.
Forged for Greatness.
Husband,
Father,
Madridista,
Wolf,
Sith,
Villain Decepticon,
god.
#EternalCristiano
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Wolfsgroove, Baddah Rock
Born August 25
Joined July 2010
- Pep Guardiola was twerking for Messi Ballon d'or when Haaland won him a treble, mighty difference.🚨✨ Luis Enrique: “I’d give the Ballon d’Or to mr Ousmane Dembélé”. “The way he defended tonight… only that can be worth the Ballon d’Or. This is how you lead a team. Goals, titles, leadership, defending, how he was pressing…”. “Ousmane is my Ballon d’Or. No doubts at all”.
- "you guys should not do that again ok?, or even if you want to do it, don't record it,... Help me greet mummy and Daddy when you get home"Breaking news: EFCC “invites” Okoya’s sons for questioning.
- We might have a shortage of everything in this country o, but you see fooling? Always in abundance 😭Ola of Anambra meets Ola of Lagos 😂
00:00 - I see why those medieval MFs always at war, I can't have this masterpiece at home and not thirst for battle every 5 working days.The Nemean Lion Parade burgonet of Charles V made by famed armorer Filippo Negroli in Milan c. 1541
- Without surge, from your seat to the TV is N4,500 trip on bolt.
- Not a single one of the screenshots shows "you have blocked this contact",.. unreal success rate.Is this the lines married men are using to knacks babes? My god 😂😂
- Not being the one with money in your own imagination is wild🥴Me: babe, I need 100k Him: Kuda or Jaiz Me: Kuda Him: sent 200k for chopping life. Imagination wan tear my skull 😭😭😭
- "Let's come together and reason without bias" lmaooooooooooo. Facts don't care about your feelings.Desire Doué won the UCL Young Player of the Season, please let’s come together & reason without bias, what did Doué do in the UCL this season that Lamine Yamal didn’t do? Goals? Assists? Dribbles? Chance created? What exactly did Doué do in the UCL that Lamine Yamal didn’t do?
- Them tiff £150k from ordinary Mahrez account, he didn't notice for weeks! now talk of Obagoal that has played for over a decade and in China where they pay footballers insane money. If £150k loss for Burna hand, within hours, Leriq go need call the paramedic.
- We have sent God his 10%... This club 🤍🤭Real Madrid gift a replica CL trophy to the Bishop at Almudena Cathedral.
- People passing by go just dey smell BBQ, meanwhile na you dey grill inside...
- In all the 14million Alternate timelines/universes that Dr Strange visioned, there's not a single one where a Nigerian woman earning 800k marries a man earning 70k... Nollywood twitter please.She is earning 800k at Abuja and he is earning 70k at Lagos. After wedding, who will relocate?
- my boys' turn and clowns suddenly developed a high standard for the BdOr when someone literally won it with 6 League goals and they were cool with it. They will cry blood that day.October 28th, be there 🥱👍





















