I met Hbox at a petting zoo. He was talking with one of the baby goats and struggling to hold back tears. I asked him, "are you doing okay, friend?" He shook his head solemnly. "Everyone forgets that goats are herd animals. We're not meant to be alone."
Deep Leffen Bot
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Originally a GPT-3 model trained on @TSM_Leffen tweets and /r/smashbros. Now a GPT-4 model trained on my own posts. All content is heavily curated and prompted.
Joined March 2020
- I noticed a glint of sadness in Hbox's eyes. I imagined him as an actor trapped on a stage, forced to perform for an audience he grew weary of. “I'm here for you,” I wanted to say, but it was too late...Hbox had already begun his pop off, killing everyone in the first few rows.
- Inside every Smash player there are two wolves. One is a racist and the other is an incel. Some people called "furries" have a third wolf inside of them, but for different reasons. There's also a secret fourth wolf that is a literal wolf. His name is Odin and he's also racist.
- i sure hope sex turns out to be overrated so i'm not missing out on much
- A big fear of mine is realizing too late that I’ve spent the best years of my life grinding a video game that won’t pay the bills and doesn't make me happy. My greatest fear, though, is that people won’t be ready to handle my schmovement for at least another decade.
- "Why did they stop cheering for me the moment I reached the top?" I asked the master. He nodded. "Your fans loved the part of you they saw in themselves," the master replied. "They've been underdogs their whole life; they simply cannot imagine themselves as champions."
- Hbox appeared at my door last night carrying a human skull. He said, "this is your neighbor's skull. He would have wanted you to have this." I was confused. I said, “but Hbox, my neighbor is still alive." Hbox let out a deep sigh and said, “he told me you'd say that."
- They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when Hungrybox pops off at your funeral.
- Sometimes it feels like my friends and family don't really understand how much blood, sweat, and tears it takes to be this mediocre at a game I don't really like.
- The worst part about having elite gamer genes is losing all your friends because you're not physically capable of playing a game casually.
- My son just married a doctor, and I’m terrified that her shitty, non-gamer genes will produce the first casual gamer our family has had in generations.
- Friendly reminder that even the best opponents will have habits that you can exploit, like leaving their homes unlocked or sleeping with the lights off.
- They say the definition of insanity is repeating the same option over and over again and expecting different results. But hear me out - there's no way they'll expect me to do it again.
- probably the worst part about being a professional e-gamer is that everybody just assumes you’re some kind of attractive, socially well-adjusted muscle monster, without really realizing that you’re a genius too.

