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David Spade
@DavidSpade
This is the real, official David Spade. Any other accounts are fake. @busboysmovie @flyonthewallpod
Joined March 2009
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    Because comedians don’t have a medical chart for everyone in the audience.
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    Why would you phrase this as “a GI Jane joke?” instead of “a joke about a woman with alopecia”? 🤔
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    Richie Bitchie is a huge influence
    This kid’s batting stance is straight out of The Benchwarmers
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    Hey @elonmusk. Are u paying the whole 44 billion up front or do u have payments. Because thats where they get ya
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    Billy Hamilton vs David Spade, Sword Mechanics.
    GIF
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    Im warning you this look is tough to maintain
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    You guys Antonio Brown is in my driveway what do I do.
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    I wonder if @elonmusk on #snl will be a 90 minute infomercial for Doge coin. (Buying it as we speak)
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    Hey @Uber , not to sound mean but you should add an option when you order a car that says you want driver to talk or just want it quiet. Some people just want to chill. And some clients want to chat. But it should be a choice. I think ppl would like that
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    Normie One of the last comics who just didnt give a fuck
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    Universal amphitheater backstage. @chrisrock show. Farley was talking to the camera and Adam said it’s a picture not a video and we laughed
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    Gonna def tell my kids I was Kurt Cobain