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I was in charge of cheese and biscuits last night. I am 47 years old.
David KC
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David KC
@DavidMuttering
Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
Joined January 2015
- Be fair to Liz Truss. A Prime Minister cannot resign after 42 days. It has to be 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67 etc
- I'm about to ask a very stupid question. Can someone with some photoshop skills make my profile photo Christmassy. I'm going to regret this.
- “Cake Decorations! Coming over the hill! Hundreds and thousands of them.”
- She sells Shell shares, screws the seashore?Theresa Villiers: Ex-environment secretary failed to declare Shell shares bbc.in/3YwdS87
- The moral of the story - don't take on tofu. The curds always get their whey.
- NEWS JUST IN: Prime Minister to wash his hands of responsibility for Covid infections as part of new Pilate scheme.
Council looks at fencing to save migrating toads bbc.in/3SuHMbA- I have sad news. After being admitted to the vet yesterday, Dayve's condition deteriorated overnight to the point where we had no choice. She reached a few months shy of 20 and we miss her terribly already. Hug your pets for me. X
- Five minutes into our walk, and Willoughby refuses to go any further without snacks.
- 🎶"Spider brooch, spider brooch, Giving Johnson a stern reproach"🎶
