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Luke Warm Dave
@DaveLukewarm
“Alba’s favourite satirist” - Pete Wishart. Immature irritant to the powerful with a pirate copy of Photoshop and no social filter. Pronouns: Hee/Haw.
Utrecht
Born June 6
Joined May 2021
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    Too good not to share 😂🤣😂
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    1. What rights do trans people not have? 2. What rights do trans people have that are under threat? Until you can answer that, you're just a bloke in a frock, standing in front of another bloke in a frock, asking to be validated. (that's enough Notting Hill Ed.)
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    On average, 110 women are killed every year in the UK by a partner or ex-partner. By the same token, 1 (one) trans person is killed during the same period. Guess which group has a 'remembrance week' and which group doesn't.
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    P&O Ferries have just sacked all their staff & replaced them with cheap labour already waiting to be bussed to the vessels. This is an assault on ALL WORKERS rights. This wouldn't have happened under EU law. Another 'Brexit bonus'. FYI - P&O are big Tory party donors.
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    Replying to @BillboardChris
    You showed incredible restraint in that clip. I'm not sure I could have managed it. FairPlay for highlighting what '#BeKind' and 'right side of history' looks like.
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    BREAKING NEWS: Nicola Sturgeon promises compensation for all those that died of the Black Plague in the 14th century. In meaningless gesture of no consequence the FM told reporters 'I'm running out ideas and just talk shite now.'
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    No, you failed because you turned your back on independence. You failed because you became obsessed with student identity politics. You failed because you haven't delivered competent grown-up governance. You failed because you maliciously went after capable people that weren't
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    Hi, my name is Kirsty Blackman. You probably don't recognise me. I'm never in the constituency of Aberdeen North, the one I'm meant to represent. My hair is usually purple and I wear clothes made from my kids curtains (no, really). I claim not to know what my chromosomes are and
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    OBITUARY: 15th of October 2023, the SNP passed away peacefully from unnatural causes in Aberdeen with close friends and family in attendance. It is survived by a string of broken promises, failed policies and missed mandates.
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    Replying to @DaveLukewarm
    I will be making no further comment for the foreseeable future and would ask that my privacy is respected at this time. Luke Warm Dave (formerly known as Luke Warm Dave).
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    IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: As many of those that follow me on here and other social media platforms know, I have been a gender critical voice and supporter of women's sex based rights over many years. I have however, after much soul searching, realised I am in fact trans. 1/
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    12 x 500 ml bottles of water cost £1.59 at Aldi. Lorna Slater will add £2.40 to the price. The deposit will cost more than the water. The only good thing you could say about @lornaslater is @MaggieChapman is worse. Neither should be anywhere near Government.