Pinned
*ASAP Yams voice* luv my goth bitch she call me up before bed time tell me spooky stories
Fujoshi's Island
268.1K posts
Fujoshi's Island
@Dauragon
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
Twitch: live.dauragon.com
- My family insisted on getting a ring doorbell and my gut response was like all this is gonna do is give us grainy footage of a guy stealing something off our porch so we can look at it and go "yup, he sure stole it." You'll never guess what happened like a week ago.if someone steals my package that’s fine. i can probably get a new package. i’m not going to put a camera on my house
- There is no better feeling than being stuck on a hard boss, sleeping on it, and waking up the next day to one shot it like Neo at the end of The Matrix.he was so fucking right man
- The internet was better when lying was the default mode. I miss when people thought putting any truthful information online anywhere would result in the zodiac killer showing up at your house
- There's no Monster Hunter without Berserk, no Dark Souls without Berserk, Cloud Strife would not have his Buster Sword without Berserk. The list goes on.
- Nintendo are really the smart ones cause they're gonna reveal a new switch with roughly the power of an iphone 13 that runs games at above 10fps and it's gonna have the same cultural impact as the moon landing at this point.
- I wonder if Toriyama was ever aware of the cataclysmic effect he had on multiple generations of young women by creating Vegeta.
- The funniest part of being in your 30's is nobody thinks it's cute when you are into really specific hobby shit anymore, which means you are left even more to your own devices, and now I 100% understand how middle age model train people who convert their whole basements happen
- If you spend literally one day learning Japanese you fully and truly understand that at least 45% of the average Japanese person's brain is dedicated purely to Cringe Avoidance Calculations like how new graphics cards have separate cores just for ray tracing.
- Replying to @Dauragonliterally the same "damn can you believe some fuckin loser stole my package" convo that we would have had either way but this time we have a completely useless postage stamp resolution video of it happening that also went directly into jeff bezos' fap folder i guess
- ID verification for websites is flawed because when you have to show ID in real life it tends to just involve a person looking at it for 2 seconds with their own eyeballs before it goes right back into your wallet, instead of being scanned and uploaded to god knows where.I will die on the hill that I.D. verification should be 100% necessary for 18+ spaces. The amount of times I lied on the internet to gain access to spaces I shouldn't have been in as a kid is immeasurable. Unless you want helicopter parents, there is no avoiding kids lying online
- For all of its faults, twitter is also a place where kermit the frog can post a picture of himself wearing a cardigan and have people post "lookin crisp today, king"
- People who havent dug deep into the horse girl anime/game for understandable reasons are really missing out on some of the funniest throwaway sight gags in any tv show
- I'm not trying to be a total boomer but I do feel like people have gotten so used to not leaving the home to do anything that the concept of swinging by a store on the way home from errands you were already out for is beginning to be lost.the fact that you literally used to have to go to blockbuster in person to rent a movie is shocking
