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Shut up werewolf. Get out of here werewolf.
Joined July 2012
- ‘What if Batman killed?’ What if Batman sucked dick so good it made criminals rethink their entire lives.
- Releasing the same game over and over again expecting different results."Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?"
- The developer sweats “Do we remove it because of what he’s done.. or do we keep it because it’s funny?”
Rogue Company, a game that hasn’t received an update since last year, is removing all their Dr Disrespect content 
I have an insane idea for a tournament. It's so dumb but I think it would be funny.- “Palworld huh? That’s a mighty funny way to spell Starfield. So how about you uninstall that slop and-.. where’s my game? You don’t own it, but you own the furry simulator? THE REAL PALWORLD IS IN SPACE. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.”
- Reminder that the Americans had 2 ice cream ships in WW2 that would produce 10 gallons of ice cream every 7 minutes. It legitimately made a Japanese commander lose hope because the Americans could tactically deploy ice cream when they were rationing everything.Stealth aircraft. Nuclear submarines. Special Forces. Nuclear weapons. All of it pales in comparison to the United States' most terrifying ability: Deploying a fully-functional Burger King to any combat theater within 24 hours.
- Never forget.
📚 Attention Readers & Researchers 📚 More than 500,000 books have been removed from our lending library due to the publishers' lawsuit. Have you been affected? Share your story with us and help us fight to restore access. #LetReadersRead 👉 forms.gle/G2GXK6xwMZ3t8o… - ‘We toppled a dictator’ I say as I sit in my first world home. I sip my nestle child labor coffee and smuckle. If only my cats knew the struggle I went through for them. Just tweeting at the president ‘sir this is a Wendy’s’ 3576 times. I am literally a D Day vet of my time.
