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- He saw the Great Depression He saw every Real Madrid UCL in person He saw every World War He saw Neil Armstrong land on the moon He saw the Civil Rights movement He witnessed 9/11 and Covid But after 88 years on this planet He had never seen Arsenal win the Champions League.Pope Francis has passed away at the age of 88, the Vatican announces.
- This isn’t much of an achievement to be honest. Top clubs like Real Madrid and Liverpool are never going to end up in the Conference LeagueTHE FIRST CLUB IN HISTORY TO WIN ALL THREE EUROPEAN TROPHIES!!! 🏆 Champions League 🏆 Europa League 🏆 Conference League CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB 🔥
- tha funniest nigga yk don’t even b joking
- Chelsea on his heart while Real Madrid is on his belly, perfect definition of what happened in his careerLove the shirt Eden Hazard is wearing!!! It’s a mixture of the clubs he has played for!!!
- Imagine using the trophy card against a Real Madrid playerTrent at 18 Caravajal at 18Readers added contextTrent was born on October 7, 1998, so he was already 20 when Liverpool won the CL Final on 1st June 2019 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trent_Ale… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_UEFA…
- Crazy things Vinicius JR owns at 23 that you aren't aware of. A THREAD🧵
- Alvaro Carreras didn’t post anything stop lying admin🚨 Lamine Yamal’s father: “Fortunately he’s only 18 years old. See you in Barcelona.”
- 🚨BREAKING: Lamine Yamal becomes the youngest player to watch Arda Guler score a goal the at Euros
- This Benzema goal lives rent free in my head man😮💨x.com/Khaddaryassine…
- I’m crying bro said:Not tweeting until Ansu Fati scores.

























