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Darnell Lewis
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Darnell Lewis
@Darnell_Lewiss
Monroe, LA
Joined July 2024
- Top 10 Feelings Ever 1 The First Beer Piss 2 A Drunk Cig 3 Ripping a Fat Fart 4 Scratching An Itch on Your Balls 5 First Piss After Morning Wood 6 Nutting In a Whore 7 Pulling Out A Fat Booger 8 Shitting Out a Half Stuck Log 9 Pissing in a Pool 10 Sliding Into Bed Butt Ass Naked
- Bapple is like OG Fortnite. It’s cool and all now that it’s back, but it’s not the same.
- Kind of hoping my kid gets down syndrome. Monster Jam and WWE every weekend would be badass.
- Gonna have to quit drinking for a while, wrecked the company truck while trying to grab me another cold one. Got my second DUI and lost my license, but thanks to the stand up HR at @UPS I still get to keep my job. Let this be a lesson to always keep the cooler in the front seat.
- I wake up everyday and I wish a motherfucker would test my gangster.
- It’s better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about beer.
- Putting a bible verse in your Instagram bio doesn’t change the fact that 40 dudes nutted in you.
- Went my entire high school career without even getting close to relations with a woman #NoHitter
- How Ronny and Nell are moving right now. @RightWingRon69
