Top 10 Feelings Ever
1 The First Beer Piss
2 A Drunk Cig
3 Ripping a Fat Fart
4 Scratching An Itch on Your Balls
5 First Piss After Morning Wood
6 Nutting In a Whore
7 Pulling Out A Fat Booger
8 Shitting Out a Half Stuck Log
9 Pissing in a Pool
10 Sliding Into Bed Butt Ass Naked
Gonna have to quit drinking for a while, wrecked the company truck while trying to grab me another cold one. Got my second DUI and lost my license, but thanks to the stand up HR at @UPS I still get to keep my job. Let this be a lesson to always keep the cooler in the front seat.