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For those of you asking, here's a recording of my first standup from last year: youtu.be/spft9HyAeR4
#DaphneFromTheEpilogue #SticksAndStones #StandUp
Daphne Dorman
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Daphne Dorman
@DaphneDorman
Yep, I'm the Daphne that Dave Chappelle is talking about in Sticks and Stones. 😇 Actress. Activist. Author. Advocate. Amazon.
- Punching down requires you to consider yourself superior to another group. @DaveChappelle doesn't consider himself better than me in any way. He isn't punching up or punching down. He's punching lines. That's his job and he's a master of his craft. #SticksAndStones #imthatdaphne
- I love all the people who watched the epilogue in #SticksAndStones writing to ask me if @DaveChappelle asked for my consent before he reached up my skirt. And I'm all like, "I don't know. I was too busy sucking his big, comedy dick." 🤪 #yepimdaphne #yesthatdaphne
- How long does it take to get rid of everything you bought with your ex? Half an our. #comedy #relationships #letitgo #laughalittle
- You guys, I never used to believe in ghosts but now I definitely do. Sometimes, when I get home late at night, I see this little, old woman in the dark who yells things like, "Get out. You're drunk. You live next door." It's so creepy. 🤪👻
- Guys, I solved climate change!! All we have to do is drop my ex in the ocean and let her cold, dead heart cool things down. Kind of a "two birds with one stone" situation, really. 🤪
- Replying to @SmhBrehAs the transwoman he talks about in the epilogue, I'll tell you that he 100% supports trans people. And the LGBT community. Comedy isn't a documentary or a sermon or a Ted talk. It's comedy.
- I don't understand why @Apple doesn't force you to authenticate when you turn OFF your iPhone. I rarely turn it off so it wouldn't be a big deal if I had to type my password when I did. Then, if it was lost or stolen, I'd have at least as long as the battery lasts to track it. 🤷♀️
- That straight pride march seems like a great way to meet other men. Nice walk & a chat. Sweet.
- #DuringSexDontYellOut You're not gonna talk about this in your Netflix special, are you, Dave? 🤣 #SticksAndStones #DaphneFromTheEpilogue @davechappelle
- Me: Can I get an Arctic Ginger Ale? Bartender: What's an Arctic Ginger Ale? Me: No ice.
- Sheesh! All this talk about the LGBT agenda. Guys, have you ever seen one of us getting ready for a party? Trust me, even if we had an agenda, you have plenty of time. 🤪 #FashionablyLate #LGBTAgenda #GimmeTenMoreMinutes
- Replying to @InfernalStreams @AndroidApex and @NateTalksToYouAs the transwoman Dave talks about in his epilogue, I wish members of my community paid attention to his whole message.
- Look, @Apple isn't gonna change this anytime soon, so can we all just agree that the curse word is "ducking" from now on? I'm tired of changing that D to an F over and over again. #DuckYouSpellCheck
