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Dante
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    Dante
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    Jul 9, 2024
    Dante the Comic talks about how old testament God was a real jerk. God as a Mexican drug dealer. And how Jesus has blonde hair. This bit is genius. Funniest jokes! #Comedy #ComedyTips #Funny #Joke #God #Jesus #Religion #Bible #Jew #Jewish #Blonde #Mexican #DrugDealer #noah
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    Dante
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    Jul 30, 2020
    Did anyone else feel relaxed for the first time in 3 1/2 years. And now I’m back to reality. I miss my president. #ObamaWasBetterAtEverything #obama #PresidentObama @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama
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    Dante
    @Dantethecomic
    Nov 11, 2021
    If Kyle Rittenhouse was a black man who crossed state lines to shoot proud boys would you still support him? This is how you know if you are racist or not.
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    Dante
    @Dantethecomic
    Apr 18, 2021
    This #shark knocks this #dumb #kid out. This is how #mothernature teaches you not to do #stupid things.
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    Dante
    @Dantethecomic
    Jul 20, 2021
    This man wanted to say this for the last four years and Bravo Dr. Fauci Bravo.
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    Jon Cooper 🇺🇸
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    Jul 20, 2021
    I can listen to this clip all day. 😄 x.com/NarcTranslator…
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    Dante
    @Dantethecomic
    Dec 21, 2022
    Tucker Carlson is a traitor to the United States of America. This man was too nice. Next time treat him like a traitor.
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    Dante
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    Jan 15, 2023
    Thank you @MeidasTouch for this very important video.
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    MeidasTouch
    @MeidasTouch
    Nov 5, 2022
    This is big. Our #GOPGroomers video now has over 500,000 views. Here's how YOU can make it have the most impact. Retweet it. Post it as a reply to GOP politicians/media. Most importantly, text/email it to your friends and family and let them know the stakes of these elections.
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    Dante
    @Dantethecomic
    Apr 6, 2022
    Yessssssss
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    Democratic Coalition
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    Apr 6, 2022
    WATCH - Pelosi gets a standing ovation for pointing out a very simple fact: Democrats delivered $86 billion dollars to secure the pensions plans for millions of workers across the country. And. Every. Single. Republican. Voted. Against. It. #DemocratsDeliver
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    Dante
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    Apr 30, 2021
    Al Franken took a funny picture and lost his entire career over it by choice. He stepped down. Republicans will never do the same.
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    Dante
    @Dantethecomic
    Jul 6, 2022
    Amen
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    Morgan J. Freeman
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    Jul 6, 2022
    This is why @Kaepernick7 took a knee during the National Anthem.
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    Dante
    @Dantethecomic
    Nov 14, 2020
    So many problems could be solved if people could just get girlfriends.
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    Dante
    @Dantethecomic
    Jul 29, 2021
    These people saved our democracy.
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    Jon Cooper 🇺🇸
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    Jul 28, 2021
    True American heroes. 🇺🇸
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    Dante
    @Dantethecomic
    Jun 4, 2020
    Today LAPD had 7 police cars on my street & a helicopter for 4 black men. The problem is these guys did nothing wrong. They were pulled over for being for black in Hollywood. Officers were not wearing COVID-19 masks @MayorOfLA @LAPDHQ @911LAPD FULL VIDEO youtu.be/K9AYxTc120I
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    Dante
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    Jun 12, 2021
    Republicans, remember it wasn’t just the Democrats that hated your president..... it was the whole world.
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    Scott Dworkin
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    Jun 12, 2021
    Night and day.