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Uncle D.
@DannyT_UG
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. #FactsOverFear
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    Replying to @DannyT_UG and @georgecarlin
    What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore— And then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over— like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it explode? Langston Hughes, 1951
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    Vs. me around chickens:
    00:00
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    You’re joking with waterfront properties
    Supposedly the area of Kampala where an acre is $1m!
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    He has like 5 jobs! Ride with the Mulondos KFM Producer wa gundi MC The official 9 - KFM
    All the stereotypes aside. Does Mulondo really work?
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    13 million voters in NRM voter register, 11 million voted in NRM primaries, 5.8 million votes for NRM in presidential election?! #UgandaDecidss2021 #Zungululu
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    Replying to @k_maryam_
    La ilaha illala, muhammad ur rasul ullah.
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    Kaaka took this selfie! And I have a 41 shot burst and moments for a lifetime... she reminds me of my mother.
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    You said you had no space, what is that on the dashboard?
    Those who know kabale very well where is this?
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    🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 *Blood Group O-ve Needed* Patient : Kobusinge Joy Attendant: Annet 0761419122 Where: Mulgo Specialised Women Hospital ICU Ward cc @skaheru @NadaAndersen
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    Replying to @SixBrownChicks
    Q1. I feel trapped. New husband is pasting Bible verses all over the house telling me to be a better Christian. I’ve been to church 2x in my LIFE: 1st for a funeral (where I met his Black ass) & 2nd time on our wedding day. I believe in God and whatnot, but what to do? #SBCCHAT
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    I am Mujuni Raymond Qatahar & Mujuni Rita Qanya (Someone said with the Kabuura's on sign language)
    In a few months to come ; "NTV News brought to you by the Mujuni's"
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    I went to Kansanga yesterday to pick money i have been chasing since 8th March.. Only to be met with handcuffs, CID officers and a trumped up charge of #computermisuseact. Apparently they had a search warrant, detention order and expected violence #PayInfluencers
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    Replying to @SixBrownChicks
    Tell him he needs to wear something for the tattoos when he performs, as a pro-tip and then sit back and watch the next show...