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    @DangerCats69
    Sep 24, 2024
    CSIS is now investigating comedian Shane Gillis' performance for possibly violating Canadian speech laws after his performance in Toronto
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    Sep 24, 2024
    Replying to @DangerCats69
    This is a joke dummies.
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    Jun 8, 2018
    Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. #dc69
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    @DangerCats69
    Jun 18, 2024
    Best response we've ever heard to chuckin' some knockers around... "I got drunk and whipped my tits out at an Oilers game...fuck you if you don't like it!" What an angel
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    Sep 18, 2020
    @Dean_Murdoch is a Canadian National Treasure. DangerCatsShop.com
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    @DangerCats69
    Mar 9, 2018
    No matter what day of the week it is, white sunglasses are fuckin gay.
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    @DangerCats69
    Apr 4, 2018
    Shotgunning twisted teas is like blowing your cousin. You know it’s wrong and gay but ya do it anyways.
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    @DangerCats69
    Jun 23, 2018
    If You thought the chick dumpin her cans out for the @Capitals couldn’t be one upped.... you were absolutely incorrect.
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    @DangerCats69
    Mar 26, 2019
    This is why I fuckin love @NikkiSixx, die hard Crüe fan since I was 13 and seen Tony Trujillo’s part on @TransWorldSKATE In Bloom where he rips to Kickstart My Heart.
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    Mar 25, 2019
    Let me know when you’ve sold over 100 million albums, sold out arenas for decades and been together 40 years hot shot.
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    @DangerCats69
    Nov 2, 2018
    Why does every moron post ā€œOMG it snowedā€ first snow fall of every year. If I was in Tahiti, that post would make sense. But for fuck sakes it’s an annual thing in Canada you dense cunts.
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    @DangerCats69
    Mar 17, 2020
    Homeboy shreddin Slayer on his balcony in Italy šŸ¤˜šŸ¼ #dangercats69 buff.ly/2UPBKVg
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    @DangerCats69
    Oct 18, 2019
    #GretaInAlberta
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    @DangerCats69
    Jan 17, 2018
    If you don’t measure shit in cunt hairs did you even really measure it? #dc69
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    @DangerCats69
    Oct 7, 2024
    #BreakingNews After the acquisition of Tim Horton's from an Indian billionaire, the franchise revealed a name change and released photos of the new location look.
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