Southampton please do the funniest thing
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Just one more to go.🥹💙
Dan
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Dan
@DanNUFC23
Fabian Schär diagonal pass pervert. Mostly use this app to rant into the void. #FuckCancer
- Me grandad said he wanted another fire stick for the telly in his dining room so he could watch while he was stood in the kitchen. So I ordered another for him not even thinking about what telly was in there. Went round today to sort it out for him, and this is what he has 😂😂😂
- I doubt we could afford Odegaard mate but it’s a nice sentimentWho says no to the reunion?
- Papiss Cisse’s brace against Chelsea is the best brace in premier league history btw
- Replying to @JamieHComedySaying anything other than “spot on that mate cheers” when your barber butchers your hair
- Schar did.Nunez or Haaland: who scored the best opening day goal?! 💬
00:00 - Given is an obvious answer but shoutout to Ciaran Clark for getting sent off against Norwich
In honour of St. Patrick's Day... 🍀 Who is the best Irish footballer to play for your club? 🇮🇪 - Anyone know if she does Mohammed Salah ones?Woman was caught using a Patrick Mahomes voodoo doll during the Super Bowl Mahomes was sacked a career-high six times during the Super Bowl
Give Trippier the keys to the Vermont hotel whilst they are at it #NUFC- Replying to @asaintmaximin @Joewillock and @PaulMerseAllan if I caught you in bed with wor lass I’d tuck you in x
- Hi @brunoog97 if I catch you in bed with wor lass tonight I’ll tuck you in and I might even stick the heating on x
