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Dan Hopper
@DanHopp
Writer of comedy and sports stuff. Host of the THRILL OF DEFEAT podcast. Never not making this exact expression. Sports takes at @danhoppops
New York, NY
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Joined June 2009
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    Dan Hopper
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    Mar 11, 2023
    The “blunt objects people grasp for while being strangled in a noir” section of Target
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    Apr 10, 2022
    my what
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    Dan Hopper
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    Dec 19, 2020
    My dad roots against Notre Dame every weekend because he found them 'arrogant' when he took my brother on a college visit there 24 years ago
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    Dan Hopper
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    Jul 23, 2018
    "Ahhh fuck" - me realizing tonight is the fun concert I excitedly bought tickets for
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    Dan Hopper
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    Aug 25, 2024
    When you have no idea what to do in a 90s point & click adventure game
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    Dan Hopper
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    Mar 7, 2017
    Forget iPhones, this is the level of animosity Fox News has towards poor people
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    Dan Hopper
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    May 19, 2025
    The 1930s truly was the golden age of sportswriting
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    Dan Hopper
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    Sep 10, 2021
    pushing to make this the new weekend video
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    Dan Hopper
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    Jun 11, 2023
    Just learned there’s an INTERPOL music cue when Joey kisses Rachel on Friends. Does not feel like that should be possible era-wise, like when you learn Salvador Dali lived long enough to watch Top Gun
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    Dan Hopper
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    Apr 18, 2025
    Wow… the record we all said would never be broken…
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    Dan Hopper
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    Jan 1, 2025
    That’s quite a resume! Time to google some more info about this mysterious directing wunderkind
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    Dan Hopper
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    Mar 5, 2018
    Remember, Jordan Peele quit writing Get Out 20 times, so FINISH YOUR THING if it's the excellent movie Get Out. If it's some other shit who cares