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"Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
Damilola Onwah
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Damilola Onwah
@DamiOnwah
On earth as it is in heaven. ✨
- Christians in Jos are another breed, let me tell you. What they have endured for their faith. You can’t watch this and not feel the Spirit. #EndSARSWhat!!!!!!!!!!!! #josprayerwalk
00:00 - How it started.So there's this hot guy in the IT room at the office... Whoosh! *fans self*
- Pastor Poju said something a few years ago that stuck. If you walk into an operating room in the middle of a surgery with no context, you’d think it was a murder scene. But the cuts are necessary, intentional for healing. Don’t judge as dead what is merely in process. 🙏🏾
- Any redeployment apart from to Sambisa forest is dead on arrival. #EndSARS"Redeployed". Meaning? 🧐🧐🧐
- There's an underlying assumption that life is better because you live abroad, and that is false. You just traded problem sets. E no dey finish.
- “You’re so pretty. Why are you single?” “Bros, me sef I shock.”
- What feels like Christianity but isn’t Christianity?
- Someone went on a PC, screen grabbed tweets and then printed them in full color, one per page. Set them in front of our VP and started to take pictures. Then had the effrontery to tweet the pics. On taxpayers’ dime. I hate it here. Get me out NOW 😂 #EndSARS
- The hardest thing about adulthood is still having to show up when you have absolutely no desire to.
- Love that Layi never misses, but he's also trained us to look out for the small things in his skits. Like the fact that the lawyer can't do simple maths, he has to call his wife to help him calculate 🤣pov: divorce petition
00:00 - Classy, Bougie, Ratchet.What are the 3 branches of government? Wrong answers only.
