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Wayne.
@DaddyTwoTimes93
I ain’t cool, I just act happy.
Virginia, USA
Joined January 2012
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    Mine was. That’s why she got pregnant again.
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    Walk to the pencil sharpener.
    Before social media, what did people do to get attention?
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    Chris Brown >>>>>>>>> Beyoncé I want all the smoke, what’s up?
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    Now if I tell you to pull up to Pasadena Maryland and keep this same energy you’ll bitch up and say “it’s just Twitter.” If your hands don’t work and you ain’t ready to die about it keep my wife and family out your mouth.
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    My dawg..ya wife looks like a bed bug😭
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    Travis Porter should’ve had the success these niggas had.
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    Imagine trying to kill a snake and the mf start pop locking.
    The unpredictable moves of the Boulenger's Garter Snake serve as a defensive tactic. Watch this 📹delport botma
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    NatureIsAmazing
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    That is a battered man. Bless his heart.
    bruh 😂😂😂
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    Replying to @DaddyTwoTimes93
    “What you gon do for me judge?” “BIG DAWG WHAT I’MA DO IS GIVE YOU A 102 YEARS!!!!” “Whaaaaaat????” LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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    “Y’all can feel the pain in Future songs, but can’t feel the pain in your girl.” “My girl feelings ain’t produced by Metro Boomin.”
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    If we keeping it funky, a real nigga wouldn’t want this. If I’m playing 2k and you up on me like this I’m getting mad. Now she mad because I’m mad, I lose in 2k, I’m more pissed, she calls me trash, and then we shooting.
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    If you pick anything other than sushi drop your location. I want all the smoke and violence.
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    Drums and flats is just like ass and pussy. Both getting ate.
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    I bet you he was talking shit the whole time he was rehearsing this. “Oh I’m about to fuck them up with this one. They ain’t never seen no shit like this before.”
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    A beautiful moment in Black history.
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