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Colin the Dachshund
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Colin the Dachshund
@DachshundColin
The only voter in Dunny-on-the-Wold.
Dunny-on-the-Wold
Joined May 2020
In your opinion, what is the single greatest photograph in history?- "We asked 100 people to name something a homeless person might do. You said work in business.."
- "During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."
- "I do need to clarify, he only invaded Poland once."
- "Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work."
- "I need your pension money back. There's an investment banker in Tunbridge Wells who needs their garden landscaping. It's all part of levelling up."
- A group of rats 🐀 is called??
- A lot of people have been taking the mickey out of Michael Fabricant today, and I'm finding it all very puerile.
