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Dr.xvi79

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Dr.xvi79

@DXvi79

🇫🇷 living in 🇧🇪. Chemist. dad of 2 little boys. good science please. I swear I will tweet more funny things when people consider Covid more seriously

Brussels, Belgium

Joined March 2020

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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Mar 30, 2022
It is THE metric, it has already dropped due to people dying (younger than they should have) during the acute phase.. But when people will realise it keeps dropping despite big wave of infection and death being over, it will remind us how the world was wrong to take Covid lightly
Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Nov 26, 2024
My yearly appointment with doctor at work. Her: I see you still wear your mask? Me: yes Her: you know Covid almost doesn’t kill anymore? Me: so prevention is just about avoiding death or also about avoiding chronic conditions impacting quality of life? … That was a good start…
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Dec 13, 2024
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Jul 6, 2024
Y’all still masking? #YallMasking
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Jan 16, 2024
In a shop, wearing a mask “are you sick?” Me: “no, all good” “So this air is ok for everyone but not good enough for u?” Me: “I agree that health authorities should make air purification a priority, in the meantime I have a mask if u wish” “No need I am not afraid” Me: “ok then”
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Sep 23, 2023
I am the only one masked at work since a few months now. It is not rare that some people come to share with me some health anecdotes like « strong lights hurts me eyes » or « my Apple Watch never recorded such high BPM after biking » « do you think it is because of Covid »? 1/3
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Jan 5, 2024
“You are way too excessive in your Covid precautions” Me: “actually I am rather in the average within people who keep reading scientific publications about Covid impact on human health”
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Nov 26, 2024
Replying to @RiverRa90380596
I have hope on science finding solutions to long Covid. In absence of treatment, to long Covid, multi layers prevention is a reasonable approach.
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
May 19, 2023
My wife: our baby is always sick, we should check his white blood cells Me:…I agree Her: … ah you and your Covid! You think that everything unsual related to health is about Covid Me:🦗🦗🦗 Her: you don’t say anything? Me: you said it perfectly…
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Oct 12, 2023
In the last 4 weeks 16 people at work were sick and had to take a week off For 11 of them it was a “heavy cold” and for the other 5 it was Covid. Only 5 did a test… The other ones: “preferred not to know” “it doesn’t make a difference” “test don’t work anymore anyway”
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Jul 3, 2021
Replying to @JustMarinou and @chocowap
Tu as du oublier l’étape critique #1: ´le verre de vin’
Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Jul 13, 2024
As some memes I created are unfortunately still valid, I will put them in one thread, to make it easier to reuse…
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Dec 23, 2023
My wife: (after arguing to not enter in a crowded shop with the baby I have kept 1 week out of the day care in prevision of Xmas with my old parents) “I want to live like everyone else” Me: “I prefer to live like smart people full of empathy” Merry Xmass…🎄
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Dr.xvi79
@DXvi79
Mar 10, 2024
My wife: « Louis and Emma (fake names) are not coming anymore for dinner tomorrow. This is because of you, they are afraid to come a bit sick in our house! » Me: « sorry I am confused, are you thanking me? »
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