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Dr. Shadowgazer
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Dr. Shadowgazer
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the dark side of medicine
- Pre-med: If I could just get to med school Med student: If I could just get to residency Resident: If I could just be an attending Attending: If I could just lock myself alone in a dark room and not speak to another living organism for a few eons
- Dear Emergency Medicine colleagues, When this mess is over, you can all order as many absurd CT scans as you want and I won’t even read the indications before clicking accept. Keep up the amazing work. You are heroes.
- This is why we need to order both AP and lateral people
- the appendix literally does nothing and then one day just wakes up and chooses violence
- BREAKING: Live look at human brain tissue undergoing the transformation of becoming an anti-vaxxer/science denier
00:00 - when the med student going into pediatrics rotates through radiology
- Anyone ever had a tweet go bacterial?
- ED: patient broke their leg, needs to be admitted for repair ortho: COVID? ED: they literally just fell and broke their leg ortho: what if COVID made them short of breath and then they fell ED: ortho: ED: ortho: I think we should admit to medicine
- ED doc: this kid swallowed 10 plastic horses Me: is he in *snorts* stable condition ED doc: grow up
- Me: omg guys I had a tweet go fungal! Co-workers: is that like viral? Me: sorta. except no one really understood it and it didn’t spread fast at all
- taught in medical school: hexokinase phosphorylates glucose to make glucose-6-phosphate not taught in medical school: how to help and comfort a patient worried about how they are going to pay for their necessary MRI
- Netflix: still watching? Me: *injects myself with subcutaneous heparin for DVT prophylaxis* of course
