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Dimitri Pascaluta
@DPascaluta
Writer, Host & Producer. Left a PhD in English to talk about AWPs for a living. I'm into rare vinyl, extreme metal & Side 3 of the White Album.
Toronto, Canada
Joined April 2012
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    A month ago I decided that the time had come for me to part ways with theScore esports. Today was my last day. Here's what I'd like to say.
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    I asked @zywoo if he would do me the honour of using my AWP in his quarterfinal bout against @natusvincere and he gracefully agreed. #PGLMajor The AWP that I own has now killed @s1mpleO on the main stage of a Major. THIS IS BY FAR THE COOLEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
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    I really, really miss CS:GO.
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    wait until homie finds out about how virtus pro plays counter-strike
    hot take? #VALORANTChampions 1) this is incredibly disrespectful to the sport, to the viewers, to the opponents and to the tournament organisers and should not be allowed by RIOT in the first place to jump off like that to deny a round. Maybe it is actually not allowed and if
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    Replying to @JakeSucky and @sp1cay
    talk about getting banana control
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    Replying to @VALORANT and @PlayVALORANT
    how is this not april fools
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    Replying to @INTERRO
    I'm so indescribably sorry for your loss, Parker. Thoughts are with you and all of Michael's loved ones.
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    Has anyone in the history of @Rainbow6Game ever been able to produce a salient, sensible argument as to why I can be team killed in the prep phase 🤌 BEFORE THE ATTACKERS HAVE EVEN SPAWNED INTO THE FUCKING MAP 🤌
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    Mr. @Rainbow6Game, Please, for the love of God . . . TAKE 👏 SHOTGUNS 👏 OUT 👏 OF 👏 TDM 👏 Sincerely, Literally everyone who plays Siege
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    Mfs will do this but still refuse to learn the window smoke
    This CSGO player made a QR code scanner for CSGO buy binds
    00:00
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    hey @Rainbow6Game could you do your boy a favour and AT LEAST TAKE THE FUCKING LMG OFF OF FINKA UNTIL YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO NERF IT SHE LITERALLY HAS ANOTHER RIFLE SHE WOULD STILL GET PICKED IN 80% OF ROUNDS sincerely, someone whose smg has 👉✨17✨👈 bullets
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    The degree to which Arcane > Dragon's Blood is the same to which Dota 2 > League of Legends. That's how absurdly good it is.
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    I sincerely do not remember CS:GO being this bad in 2015