Came for a pint in Scotland and everyone in the bar is drinking this it’s fuckin unreal 🤣
Danny Kenny
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- The messages I send after a bevvy are the real pandemic
- Irish lad from our work goes out on his own every night and just gets filled in by the locals in every city we work in 😂
- 8 of us went for a meal in Grimsby last night and as soon as they heard our accents they asked if we would pay the bill up front 🤣🤣 never been so offended in my life Martin Luther King didn’t die for this
- You’re not beating the time I saw Darth Maul watching the reds
Can people share the best shirts they've seen at anfield this season 😭 - Replying to @____xo123Hahahahaha she tried to say it was me 🤣 I was like you’re literally marinating in it get out my house
- One of the lads on our site has been para’d up last night with his bird texting him off another number, so he’s sent it a picture of her with his piece in her mouth thinking it was another lad. Turns out it’s her mums phone and she’s woke up and seen it this morning 😂😂 RIP
- Went in popeyes earlier and all people were smirking at me 🤣 some fella come up and said they don’t open until the 17th they were just doing risk assessments and filming 🤣 told me to come back opening day for a free burger he must have thought he’s fuckin starving him 😭
- Mad the way Liverpool has the best looking birds in the whole of the UK
- Been absolutely rolled with these digs 🤣 how have I got the middle piece only of a corner couch? 🤣
- I tried to go in Bootle baths whirlpool years ago with a pair of scuba diving flippers I’d got in a car boot sale 🤣 young lifeguard said “you can’t be coming in ere with them on lad” and I had to turn round like a penguin and waddle back to the changies to take them off 🤣🤣🤣🤣Quote this tweet with the most cringe thing you've done and makes u wanna do this to yourself when u think about it
00:00 - I will only be drinking venoms for the rest of eternity
