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well with donald trump living in washington at least alex smith won’t have the smallest hands in a city for once
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duchovny!
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i live in your nearest comments section. WWTD? piping hot take of the day curator. if everything is fire then someone needs to set it. thanks for reading.
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Joined March 2012
- your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨
- stumbled upon the saddest item on the rfk jr auction site. zero bids
Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextOP photoshopped the image to make it look like there were no bids on this item. In reality, there were 10. kennedy24.com/march_auction - based on my twitter feed, literally every single one of you are legitimate suspects in the murder of united healthcare ceo brian thompson
- her: he’s probably thinking about other women him: what if they never green light “baby billy’s bible bonkers”
- this fella went by the online name of rad milk. odd looking duck. his tweets were almost entirely bad. says here he was a decorated domestic abuser. hold the fort. he was shot by cops because he was brandishing a blade and trying to murder his wife
- fellow officers gather around bryan gillis:
From the Scottie Scheffler police report: the arresting officer, Bryan Gillis, says that Scheffler disobeyed his orders and then dragged him to the ground with his car causing injuries to the officer and his clothing. - Replying to @BillPlaschkemaybe her back still hurt from carrying the team four years ago, you fucking hack.
- billy, this is wander franco. strengths are his uncanny ability to reach base and above average power for a middle infielder. weaknesses? he has an insatiable desire to fuck minors. and his whereabouts are currently unknown
- Replying to @ReillyRick"nothing appealing about it" is also an apt description of everything you've ever written, @ReillyRick.
