PinnedCyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsSep 12, 2025Just a small timeline cleanse for a painful time. Remote controlled airplane tug doing donuts on a taxiway.00:006666212128928961K61K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsApr 10, 2025Replying to @AdeleScaliaLast summer our HS sophomore son told us he was going to have some friends over. “Sure, no problem.” It was eight friends and they were all female and very pretty.4949303014K14K481K481K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsNov 12, 2025Wrong. It’s an engine failure at night in low instrument flight conditions (LIFR) over mountainous terrain.Yem🌹@big_yemmNov 12, 2025Every man’s biggest fear is getting rejected by a lady3463465425427.6K7.6K278K278K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsApr 10, 2025Replying to @AdeleScaliaHis three older sisters have taken to calling it his harem.551.3K1.3K80K80K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsAug 23, 2025Replying to @jillciminillo and @realDonaldTrumpBut isn’t Chicago MAGA country?353516161.3K1.3K52K52K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsApr 11, 2025Replying to @6VoodooAnd then she tries to keep them from him.55221.2K1.2K11K11K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsJun 18, 2025Replying to @WIREDIt’s not a Christian Nationalist flag. It’s the US Navy’s first flag. Learn something.111134348048048K8K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsApr 23, 2025Replying to @LucasGageXJEWS SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO BUY PLANE TICKETS - Lucas Gage15155572572531K31K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsDec 25, 2024Replying to @WhizBuckleyNFHIt is 100% true that us helo guys will play favorites. Consider buying us drinks.447762562530K30K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsNov 3, 2025In 400+ shipboard landings I never once did it on a ship that *wasn’t* moving forward.Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmoNov 2, 2025The most impressive thing about this is that the ship is still moving forward while he is trying to land.00:0057579962762721K21K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsSep 1, 2025Replying to @GrecianFormula“Please don’t kill me!”667760660611K11K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsNov 8, 2025It was clear from the beginning that ObamaCare was intended to crash the system.Latinx Adjacent Doctor PhD@TonerousHyusNov 7, 2025No one will ever be able to figure out this mystery of why insurance companies loved the idea of the ACA323210610660660614K14K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsDec 29, 2024Replying to @rohitdotmittalRohit: Immigrants to America have to build everything from scratch. Us: Not from scratch.22494954754713K13K
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPedsMay 19, 2025Replying to @NoahsArk1000You just figured out Haredi Jews live in NYC?11114764767.7K7.7K