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Curious Zelda
@CuriousZelda
I am Zelda the cat. Hunter of house flies and keeper of string. Easily startled. Often caught staring. Author of book.
London, England
Born January 29
Joined November 2015
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    Will Twitter be toast? Has everyone fled? It's high time I shared A Thread about bread
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    CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY CARDBOARD FORT
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    One thing led to another, and
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    I have no cash I have no job It's not my fault I'm just a blob
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    Always leave your Zelda in the folded position.
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    This is the post I never wanted to write. I’m sad beyond words to tell you that Zelda has passed away. Her health took a downward turn earlier this year, and we made the hardest, kindest decision. In our final moments together, I held Zelda in my arms at home, and she drifted
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    I broke a thing It made a sound My humans heard I can't be found
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    I cannot lie I must confide I do a bad And then I hide
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    Don't forget to play with your loaf of bread.
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    Please be careful not to overcharge your Zelda.
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    I'm sitting at an angle I'm tucking in my leg I'm being very quiet And now I am an egg
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    I am proud to introduce you to my children...
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    I sprinted in! But then I thought Am I a cat? I must abort