Joe Schiarizzi (@CupOJoseph) / X

Joe Schiarizzi

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Joe Schiarizzi

@CupOJoseph

Engineer & Inventor. Ran for US Congress in Virginia. Building something new.

Virginia

Joined June 2013

Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Aug 2, 2024
Bitcoin was created by a joint CIA & NSA cryptography specialist group known as codename Satoshi to destabilize emerging BRICS currencies & give the US a shot of paying off its national debt by devaluing USD relative to BTC
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuru
Aug 2, 2024
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump says "maybe we'll pay off our $35 trillion debt by handing them a little crypto check, handing them a little #Bitcoin."
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
May 19, 2023
Announcing Game Wallet 👾 Turn any GameBoy into a secure offline cold wallet. Sign up to be notified when sales start: gamewallet.gg
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Nov 22, 2024
Imagine getting your salary streamed to you. Instead of $4,000 every other week, you get ~$0.0033 per second for 2 weeks straight. Now imagine the stablecoin being streamed is yield bearing the entire time. Your salary just increased by the APY of the yield. That's the power
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Oct 16, 2025
Never trust a bitcoiner who doesnt know what happened in block #91,812
Jeff Park
@dgt10011
Oct 15, 2025
You know which protocol can’t accidentally mint $300 trillion dollars? Bitcoin
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Aug 18, 2025
Replying to @NoVA_Campaigns and @SpanbergerForVA
many republicans also wore these on january 6th in case of gas attacks while maga was trying to overthrow the government
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Aug 27, 2025
Replying to @ExistentialEnso
Remember when a report said that beer was unhealthy and GOP freaked out for a week that Biden was going to ban beer
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Nov 3, 2022
Standing room only at Falls Church planning commission meeting. Overwhelmingly old white people that live in 1 retirement community full of $900k condos, here to kill affordable housing because they don't believe in the American Dream for anyone else.
Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
May 20, 2024
ETH just added half of Solana's market cap in 3 minutes.
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Jan 21, 2023
Gameboy cold wallet demo: seed phrase is generated by talking to an NPC using a hash of your previous 500 button presses as you walk around and do quests.
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Sep 1, 2025
I ran 10,000,000 simulations for the $WLFI chart and they all looked like this
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Jun 6, 2023
QR codes are about to get an upgrade. They work
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Apr 12, 2022
Being a founder is hard
Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Aug 12, 2024
Replying to @andrewwimer and @IJ
@_cingraham any update on this since 2015?
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Joe Schiarizzi
@CupOJoseph
Jul 31, 2024
Replying to @CagninaPaul and @NaqiyNY
Have never driven my groceries home in my adult life. And none of those things have ever happened to me
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