Chris Udalla@CudallaFeb 9, 2025I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice35835843K43K323K323K5.8M5.8M
Chris Udalla@CudallaOct 4, 2023The McRib only comes back before a tragic world event. Take precautions. Heed my warning.64964920K20K202K202K34M34M
Chris Udalla@CudallaAug 28, 2022he’s gonna hate corn and everything to do with it by the time he’s 13Chipotle@ChipotleTweetsAug 27, 2022Wait for it00:002102107.7K7.7K199K199K
Chris Udalla@CudallaSep 21, 2022harry potter is a better man than me bc if i ever saw that fuckin creature in my bedroom i would’ve killed it with a bookshelf31631615K15K178K178K
Chris Udalla@CudallaOct 8, 2023Damn bro my badChris Udalla@CudallaOct 4, 2023The McRib only comes back before a tragic world event. Take precautions. Heed my warning.23223213K13K176K176K14M14M
Chris Udalla@CudallaApr 19, 2025you compliment a lightskin nigga he gonna look at u like this for the rest of the night51351310K10K180K180K4.1M4.1M
Chris Udalla@CudallaSep 22, 2022first thing i see when i wake up is grown adults calling me the harry potter n word this is insane3243248.7K8.7K160K160K
Chris Udalla@CudallaApr 14, 2025Katy Perry spent 11 minutes in space? I spent 9 hours at the mall of america on acid at 18 years old. i’m not saying i’m better than her i’m just saying it’s obvious who the real american hero is.3653658.4K8.4K140K140K3.1M3.1M
Chris Udalla@CudallaDec 13, 2020aye bro remember to steal food from ur fast food job if they don’t give u free meals2092095.7K5.7K89K89K
Chris Udalla@CudallaJan 28, 2024I’m getting the fuck beat out of meChris Udalla@CudallaJan 27, 2024Decided imma get good at tekken just because I fw the bearGIF1831835K5K69K69K4.2M4.2M
