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Nagato 𓂀
@CryptoNagato
Solo leveling in this NPC world 𓂀 I write about wifi money & how to escape mediocrity. Focused on crypto, investing, life maxxing & more.
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    Nagato 𓂀
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    Dec 25, 2025
    Yesterday I was in a taxi, on my way to Christmas dinner, casually scrolling X. I wasn’t even looking for content. And then I saw this guy. Absolutely convinced he cracked the code. His thesis? “Nobody wants crypto anymore. The old crypto crowd moved to prediction markets and
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    Nov 21, 2024
    When your whole family is congratulating you because Bitcoin is almost trading at $100k, but you still haven’t made a dime because your net worth is in alts:
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    @CryptoNagato
    Sep 17, 2022
    You make 5x, you want a 10x You make 10x, you want a 20x You make 20x, you want a 50x You make 50x, you want a 100x You make 100x, you want a 500x Then your investment goes down 95% in a blink of an eye and you cry. Greed is a plague. Learn to control it. Learn this lesson.
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    @CryptoNagato
    Nov 1, 2022
    I spent tens of hours researching these Crypto projects. This thread is the result of all that hard work. Here's my ultimate bear market accumulation list: No shitcoins. No bullshit. No hopium. Just a ton of projects that will shine in the next few months and years. Enjoy🧵
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    Feb 16, 2025
    I’m starting to believe too many people were well-positioned to reap the rewards of a massive Altseason—which “they” also saw as inevitable. So, of course, “they” had to do something about it. This game isn’t designed to make the average player rich. Now, stay with me
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    Nagato 𓂀
    @CryptoNagato
    Jul 17, 2024
    Let’s say you have an exit plan. Let’s say you’ll make a ton of profits during the next parabolic move up. But after that? Without a solid strategy, you're just setting yourself up for inevitable failure. Don't gamble with your future. Do this instead👇🏻
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    @CryptoNagato
    Sep 29, 2024
    Don’t be the guy who wants to make $1M+ in a few months by investing just $5k/$10k in the market. I’ve seen this scenario play out many times—it’s a RECIPE FOR DISASTER. Let me tell you how it usually ends: You might grow that initial stake to $50k-$100k, but because it’s not
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    Sep 4, 2024
    One of the biggest bull flags I’ve seen in my entire life. This pattern has been forming since March (more than 5 months) and, icing on the cake, it’s also developing right around the 2021 ATHs zone. Pair this simple TA with the fact that Q4 has the potential to be extremely
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    Nagato 𓂀
    @CryptoNagato
    Mar 7, 2023
    As promised, here's my Crypto portfolio. Every single coin I'm currently holding. No hopium. No bullshit. No paid shills. 100% transparency, as always. I hope you'll enjoy🧵
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    Nagato 𓂀
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    Jan 19, 2025
    What if $TRUMP coin is the Matrix’s last attempt to shake out as many people as possible from “solid coins” before actually full-sending the magic internet money market? Think about it: At this point, most people wouldn’t sell their coins even in the event of another major dip
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    Nagato 𓂀
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    Dec 2, 2024
    Some people went all-in on “Utility” coins. Meanwhile, they kept watching memes outperforming them. They waited and waited. The pain became unbearable. Eventually, they sold their “Utility” coins to move their capital into memes. Just as the meme niche entered its chill
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    Nagato 𓂀
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    Nov 27, 2024
    I still remember the 2021 Altseason as if it happened just yesterday. It was something like: > Wake up — portfolio up 20% > Drink MILK — portfolio up 20% > Morning poop — portfolio up 20% > Shower — portfolio up 20% I’m not joking. As a consequence, I ended up losing touch
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    Feb 4, 2025
    Stop saying Altseason won’t come just because there are 35M magic internet money coins. Too many people are still falling for this extremely naive take. How can you put solid projects that have been building for years in the same category as pump-and-dump memes that get created
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    Aug 24, 2025
    Longs liquidated. Then shorts liquidated. Then longs liquidated again. Next? Probably the shorts that piled in during the recent flush. Anyway, why do you think market makers are working so hard to shake everyone out of leveraged positions (especially longs)? Maybe, just
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