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Parsia Hakimian
@CryptoGangsta
"Trust this man, he has a Power Glove." Appsec and Static Analysis @ MSFT. ^(🇮🇷|🇺🇸|🇨🇦)-ian$
Vancouver, BC / Redmond, WA
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Oct 31, 2025
    My very opinionated rant on getting started with AI and static analysis.
    WTF is ... - AI-Native SAST?
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Dec 1, 2024
    Replying to @BadMedicalTakes
    An image of a search engine result mentioning running was invented in 1748 by thomas Running
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Jan 5, 2024
    Replying to @Nash076
    We used to make fun of how food recipe blogs are full of nonsense boilerplate. Now the whole web is like that. A bunch of AI generated SEO-optimized content that basically tell us nothing.
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Jun 28, 2022
    How much is a SANS cert now? $7K? Maybe they should sit this one out.
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    SANSNew2Cyber
    @new_2_cyber
    Jun 27, 2022
    We firmly believe entry level should mean entry level. #cybersecurity #InfosecMemes #CybersecurityMemes
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Dec 4, 2020
    My $15K PlayStation bug has finally been disclosed. My one and only tip is to read every single @taviso bug. This is essentially two of his public bugs chained together.
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    publiclyDisclosed
    @disclosedh1
    Dec 4, 2020
    PlayStation disclosed a bug submitted by @CryptoGangsta: hackerone.com/reports/873614 - Bounty: $15,000 #hackerone #bugbounty
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Jan 5, 2021
    Replying to @sarcasmbully
    The cashier:
    GIF
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Nov 5, 2022
    Replying to @Shotenkey @AstreSauvage and @CoinersTakingLs
    DashCon was a roaring success compared to this year’s TwitchCon. At least no one broke their back in the ballpit.
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Apr 15, 2020
    For me, it was the people congratulating her on LinkedIn about this revolutionary idea.
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    Parsia Hakimian
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    May 27, 2022
    Replying to @JasonGeffner
    I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Azure, is in fact, Office 365/Azure, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, O365 plus Azure. Azure is not cloud product unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning O365 system.
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Jun 18, 2019
    Chaining Three Bugs to Get RCE in Microsoft AttackSurfaceAnalyzer.
    Chaining Three Bugs to Get RCE in Microsoft AttackSurfaceAnalyzer
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Apr 15, 2020
    Replying to @djm_ and @StevieBuckley
    Write your todo list!
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Aug 24, 2022
    Replying to @bunjavascript and @oven_sh
    Thanks for the job security. As a security engineer who does a lot of C++ code reviews, I look forward to all the buggy code churned out by burned out employees in "the next generation of internet infrastructure."
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    Oct 31, 2022
    Born too stupid to do exploit dev. Born too lazy to do reverse engineering. Born with just enough brain cells to do static analysis.
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    Parsia Hakimian
    @CryptoGangsta
    May 11, 2020
    Replying to @WhenHumansLeave and @WeWuzBoomers