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Leaving they DEI essence in the air 🎶
The Big Crunch Theory
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The Big Crunch Theory
@CrunchCardwell
Christian Hedonist | Florida Supremacist | Southern Cosmopolitan | Side Splitters Regular | Classy Degenerate | Liberal Elitist | Blue Collar Scholar
- Replying to @tyler01010101Dear pussy, I wrote you but you still ain't callin, I gave you my all and left my seed on your bottom I sent two "you up" texts back in Autumn, you must not've got em I probably typed your number wrong in my phone or somethin Sometimes my fat thumbs get in the way when I jot em
- Replying to @historyinmemesPic of guy who's not a bodybuilder
- Replying to @baranskocracy and @CharlieBaranskiHe never says "he's not an Arab," so why is that in quotation marks?
- Bill Maher and Megyn Kelly: 8 and 9 year olds shouldn't be burdened with race Ruby Bridges at the age of 6:
- Replying to @itsbighonkin and @itsmegangraves"First you want us to ask questions on dates, now you want us to ask questions in bed? When do the questions stop?!"
- Comics who fill up notebooks before mics but do the same jokes the same way week after week, What y'all be writing down?
- Replying to @ActiveMakGotta enjoy that first weekend of unemployment
- Replying to @juliethardtThat's how you talk to your child, not your partner
- Replying to @tweetsandboobs and @DrPeterVertigoA space that you've already confirmed is empty
- Replying to @bustelo4babiesIn college this guy spent all the money I made as a work study that semester in one night at the club
- Send her a dick pic at 22:22 on 2/22/22 so she thinks it's a sign
