Beyoncé gave us a pep rally and a dance recital and a second line and a revival and a homecoming and a block party and an opera and a movie and a play.
The NYPD union claiming Shake Shack poisoned officers before detectives had a chance to discover that no crime happened ought to be enough to get news publications to stop parroting manufactured PBA narratives but we live in a timeline where the dumbest thing always happens, so